Drinks
for Saturday, August 20th, 2022
Non-Alcoholic
| Coffee | Sorry, no decaf. | 5cp |
| Milk | Cow, sheep, and goat milk available. | 6cp |
| Soda | Cola, Lemon-lime, Orange, Vanilla Cream, Rose, and Cherry. Made with syrup and seltzer water. | 5cp |
| Soda (Bottled) | Sarsaparilla, Ginger Beer, and Liquorice Ale | 6cp |
| Tea | Many types of green, black, red, and herbal. Just ask! | 3cp |
Beer
| Luscious Penguin Nutbrown Ale | A creamy, bubbly, sweet, and nutty ale, which has no magical properties. | 1sp |
| Weasel Manor Small Beer | A thin, fizzy, nutty, and hoppy beer. | 7cp |
| Dufort Rye Stout | A viscous, overcarbonated, sulphury, and sour drink, which has no magical properties. | 9cp |
| Ferret Manor Lager | A full, bubbly, sour, and fruity drink, which is ice cold. | 1sp 3cp |
| Iñíguez Buggering Pale Lager | A creamy, overcarbonated, acidic, and metallic drink, which is ice cold. | 1sp 1cp |
| Pony Vintners Beer | A creamy, overcarbonated, caramel, and tallowy drink, which shoots white sparks. | 1sp 5cp |
| Squid Vineyards Pilsner | A thin, fizzy, bitter, and sweet drink, which has no magical properties. | 1sp 5cp |
| Vibrant Rat Pale Ale | A viscous, foaming, malty, and warming drink, which has small bubbles. | 1sp |
Cider
| Appalling Eagle Peach Cider | A thin, fizzy, sweet cider. | 1sp |
| Dirty Glass Apple Cider | A thick, bubbly, tart cider. | 1sp |
| Dirty Glass Pear Cider | A thick, bubbly, semi-sweet cider. | 1sp |
| Dirty Glass Pomegranate Cider | A thin, flat, tart cider. | 1sp 2cp |
Mead and Metheglyn
| Dirty Glass Belladonna Metheglyn | A foaming, dry, powdery metheglyn, exceptionally toxic. This drink is a house speciality for a particular patron. | 1sp 5cp |
| Dirty Glass Date Mead | A foaming, semi-sweet, fruity mead, with a hint of pomegranate. | 1sp |
| Dirty Glass Orange Mead | A bubbly, semi-sweet, acidic mead, with a hint of honeysuckle. | 8cp |
| Dirty Glass Plain Honey Mead | A bubbly, sweet mead, with a hint of clover. | 7cp |
| Nagging Raven Plum Blossom Metheglyn | A fizzy, dry, floral mead, with a hint of lilac. | 1sp |
| Warm Black Lemur Rosemary Metheglyn | A bubbly, semi-sweet, floral metheglyn, with a hint of lemon blossom. | 9cp |
| Anakletos Lemon Mead | A flat, semi-sweet, catty mead, with a hint of primrose, which has no magical properties. | 1sp 4cp |
| Best Vineyards Spearmint Metheglyn | A overcarbonated, sweet, nutty mead, with a hint of dandelion, which has small bubbles. | 1sp |
| Cackling Parrot Pear Mead | A fizzy, semi-sweet, hoppy mead, with a hint of lemon blossom, which is ice cold. | 1sp 1cp |
| Colbert Cherry Mead | A foaming, semi-sweet, bitter mead, with a hint of hibiscus, which has no magical properties. | 7cp |
| Foss Lemon Mead | A flat, dry, salty mead, with a hint of rose, which smells of forget-me-not. | 9cp |
| Giggling Orchard Nutmeg Metheglyn | A overcarbonated, sweet, floral mead, with a hint of jasmine, which has no magical properties. | 1sp |
| Incandescent Dragon Grape Mead | A overcarbonated, semi-sweet, tallowy mead, with a hint of nightshade, which has no magical properties. | 9cp |
| Maia Lemon Mead | A flat, dry, fruity mead, with a hint of orange blossom, which has big bubbles. | 9cp |
| Marjolaine Blighted Allspice Mead | A fizzy, dry, warming mead, with a hint of dandelion, which has no magical properties. | 7cp |
| Mira Appalling Allspice Mead | A foaming, dry, powdery mead, with a hint of daisy, which has no magical properties. | 7cp |
| Porpoise Island Fennel Metheglyn | A bubbly, sweet, worty mead, with a hint of nasturtium, which has small bubbles. | 8cp |
| Skunk Lakes Star Anise Metheglyn | A fizzy, sweet, rancid mead, with a hint of honeysuckle, which is ice cold. | 9cp |
| Stumbling Lakes Clove Metheglyn | A foaming, semi-sweet, rancid mead, with a hint of tulip, which has no magical properties. | 9cp |
| Titus Grape Mead | A fizzy, sweet, floral mead, with a hint of snap dragon, which is ice cold. | 8cp |
Spirits
| Average Spirits | High grades of common liquors, overproof rum, flavoured vodkas, uncommon liquors, etc. | 1sp 3cp |
| Expensive Spirits | Absinthe, Chartreuse, Thistle Cream, and rare liquors. | 2sp |
| Inexpensive Spirits | Average grades of common liquors, amaretto, fruit brandies, etc. | 8cp |
Wine
| Bulls' Blood Sherry | A dry oloroso, with one-third bulls' blood per bottle, by volume. Suggested for those with a diet high in blood. | 2sp |
| Elven Orchard Sherry | A sweet wine, which smells of sweet olive blossom. | 1sp 1cp |
| Laughing Weasel Vineyards Merlot | A semi-sweet red wine, which smells of black currant. | 1sp |
| Sémillon du Vampire | A dry white wine, tainted with vampire blood, which feels thick and tastes as if the inside of the bottle had been rinsed in chocolate liqueur, before the wine was added. The effects are described as aphrodisiac and narcotic, and frequent drinking will lead to addiction. | 2sp 5cp |
| Violet Snow Sparkling Riesling | A sweet, effervescent, white wine, which smells of green apple. | 1sp 3cp |
| Be-faithful Orcish Rosé | A spiced wine, which has no magical properties. | 1sp 2cp |
| Blotched Electric Blue Weasel Port | A semi-sweet herbed wine, which is ice cold. | 1sp 4cp |
| Calvina Orchard Port | A dry herbed wine, which has no magical properties. | 1sp 8cp |
| Gnomish Vintners Red | A semi-sweet spiced wine, which is ice cold. | 1sp 7cp |
| Halfling Island Grape Wine | A dry herbed wine, which has no magical properties. | 1sp 2cp |
| Indigo Raven Grappa | A sweet spiced wine, which is ice cold. | 1sp 7cp |
| Izar Fields Sherry | A semi-sweet wine, which has small bubbles. | 1sp 1cp |
| Leontius Gnomish White | A dry wine, which is ice cold. | 1sp 2cp |
| Neasa Orchard Sparkling Grape | A sweet wine, which has no magical properties. | 2sp |
| Orcish Orchard Sangria | A dry herbed wine, which has no magical properties. | 1sp 4cp |
| Sams Island Red | A dry wine, which fluctuates between gray and silver. | 1sp 9cp |
Mixed Drinks
| Bloody Mary | Composed of vodka mixed with tomato juice, lemon juice, tabasco sauce, worcestershire sauce, salt, and pepper, and garnished with a celery stick and a lemon wedge. | 2sp 3cp |
| Cosmopolitan | Composed of lemon vodka and Cointreau mixed with lime juice and cranberry juice, garnished with a slice of lime. | 1sp 6cp |
| Flaming Candy Apple | Composed of overproof applejack mixed with seltzer and caramel syrup, and garnished with a lime wedge. A sugar cube should be dipped in the applejack and lit aflame over the drink, then doused with the seltzer. | 2sp |
| Irish Coffee | Composed of Irish whiskey mixed with coffee and brown sugar, garnished with fresh cream. | 1sp |
| Jack Rose | Composed of applejack mixed with lemon juice and grenadine, and garnished with a maraschino cherry and a slice of apple. | 1sp 2cp |
| Long Island Iced Tea | Composed of vodka, tequila, white rum, gin, and triple sec mixed with lemon juice, cola, and gum syrup, garnished with a lemon slice. | 3sp |
| Manhattan | Composed of rye whiskey, red vermouth, and angostura bitters, and garnished with a cherry. | 1sp 3cp |
| Martini | Composed of gin and vermouth, and garnished with an olive. | 1sp 3cp |
| Negroni | Composed of gin, red vermouth, and campari, and garnished with orange peel. | 2sp |
| Old Fashioned | Composed of rye whiskey and Angostura bitters, mixed with water and sugar, and garnished with a slice of orange and a maraschino cherry. | 1sp |
| Scotch Rook | Composed of scotch mixed with rosewater, sugar, and seltzer, and garnished with a lime wedge. | 1sp 5cp |
| Tom Collins | Composed of gin mixed with lemon juice, sugar syrup, and seltzer. | 1sp 2cp |
| Vesper | Composed of gin, vodka, and Lillet blanc, and garnished with a lemon peel. | 2sp |
| Vodka Shelby | Composed of vodka mixed with seltzer and grenadine, and garnished with a maraschino cherry and a slice of lemon. | 1sp |
| White Lady | Composed of gin and Cointreau, mixed with lemon juice, and garnished with sugar and lemon rind. | 2sp 5cp |
| The Burbling Street Urchin | Composed of kiwi liqueur, yellow chartreuse, raspberry liqueur, and blackcurrant schnapps mixed with half-and-half, anise, ginger beer, and strawberries and garnished with cantaloupe and cocktail onion, which is ice cold. | 1sp 9cp |
| The Fierce Charwoman | Composed of banana liqueur, schnapps, chocolate liqueur, and schnapps mixed with raspberry juice and cherry juice and garnished with fruit cocktail and cucumber slices, which has no magical properties. | 2sp 6cp |
| The Forbidden Mage | Composed of bitters, ouzo, and creme de noyaux mixed with club soda, ginger beer, orange soda, and worcestershire sauce and garnished with caramel, which has no magical properties. | 2sp 5cp |
| The Maroon Petitioner | Composed of overproof rum, bitters, white chocolate liqueur, and grape schnapps mixed with strawberries and garnished with carrot sticks and marshmallows, which has no magical properties. | 2sp 7cp |
| The Nagging Crosstrader | Composed of malt liquor, malt liquor, cherry liqueur, and creme de almond mixed with heavy cream and lemon-lime soda and garnished with jalapeno, which has small bubbles. | 1sp 8cp |
| The Shaken Minder | Composed of peach liqueur and strawberry schnapps mixed with lemon soda and powdered sugar and garnished with raisins, which is hot. | 1sp 7cp |
| The Sunny Lion | Composed of beer, banana liqueur, dry vermouth, and blackberry brandy mixed with celery salt and cherry syrup and garnished with fruit cocktail, which shoots multi-coloured sparks. | 3sp |
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